and you’re like
once they’re gone
and you turn up the volume
and you start your concert
once your concert is over
and then you hear your parents’ car
so you just sit in front of the tv looking inocent
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| Person: | do you have a boyfriend? |
| Me: | Are you making fun of me |
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You can’t wait for them to get home
and you wait nd wait like
then they get home and you’re like
& they are taking all the items out of the bags & you’re just waiting for what you asked them for
& then they all done & you don’t see what you asked them for anywhere & you ask them like
”umm.. wh-where’s the hotpockets???”
& their like
“Ohh shoot! i forgot! next time honey”
& you’re just like
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